[GAME] Spam Talk

[mathiascronqvist]

I remember being creeped the [cheddar] out by the protagonists, I always thought those puppets were gross looking so I never did watch it, although I do remember the box every time we went to rent a movie (in Betamax!) Blockbuster didn't even exist then over here.
I do have to rewatch Princess Bride someday.

[drdankness]

Fen fen i thought you left rappelz a year ago lmao

[mathiascronqvist]

I did, I just log into every now and then to see if they've hacked my ass (which they did last week, got restored a couple of days ago, pretty quick )
The forums? I'll never leave

[idontcareanymore]

The forums? I'll never leave

Amen, brotha.

[billexzeal]

well-endowed women have their back problems and other such hassles... and now that my wife has reacted badly to several different types of birth control i'm back to having to pay stupidly high prices to get extra-large condoms that aren't thick as [cheddar] -_-
seriously, how do ppl use [gouda] like trojan magnums on a regular basis? it's like putting ur dick in a [cheddar] wet suit or something...

[indrejue1]

lol lex no need to lie we know you are upset that your thing is too small for any of the condoms to hold right

[billexzeal]

sometimes i wish that were true... cause more than $1 per is pretty ridiculous...

[drdankness]

sometimes i wish that were true... cause more than $1 per is pretty ridiculous...

Go to a college near you and get free condoms? :X
O

[billexzeal]

sometimes i wish that were true... cause more than $1 per is pretty ridiculous...

Go to a college near you and get free condoms? :X
O

o.O where are you from that colleges have free condoms? the health department here does, but they only have regular size, wet-suit thickness ones...
need something the size and thickness of trojans naturalamb, but not for more than $1 per...

[idontcareanymore]

...busting my ass doing yard work, and what do I discover waiting for me under the lip of a potted plant? Not one, not two, but SIX black widow egg sacs. SSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. My skin...is...crawling...

[mathiascronqvist]

I'm usually not one for animal cruelty, but kill those with fire.

[indrejue1]

how do you know they are black widows

[idontcareanymore]

Size, shape and contents.

I'm usually not one for animal cruelty, but kill those with fire.

Spiders and insects are not animals. They are plagues.

[idontcareanymore]

I know that starting a war with a direct neighbor is like [cheddar]-ing myself in the ass with a cattle prod, but MY GOD MY GOD I AM SO SICK OF THESE PEOPLE! We bought this house and were so impressed with how pretty and green these people's front yard is, right? Then, after we lived here a few weeks, I noticed that their backyard is a hoarder's wet dream. (Our back fence is really tall, so it's not something that's immediately noticeable.) I thought maybe they're just going through a weird time or something, hoping it would eventually be cleaned up because seriously - their front yard is GORGEOUS. Stuff was moved around...and added...but over the last year it became clear that their backyard was their dumpster for pretty much everything that won't fit in their house.

Recently they stopped taking care of their plants.

And now the trash has spread to the front yard.

There is a couch. With two mattresses stacked on top of it. Covered in brown stains. ON THEIR FRONT WALK. For a week now. I just. WHAT IS GOING ON. And now we drive past the person who lives two blocks away whose front yard is literally completely covered in a solid layer of three-foot-deep junk - clothes, toys, trash, car pieces, you have to CRAWL THROUGH IT LIKE SNOWDRIFTS to get to their front door - and all I can think is that that will be my neighbor before too long. D:<

Okay, ranting over. And my kitty had another surgery yesterday and I'm all nervous and emo and really need chocolate.

[mathiascronqvist]

Fire. Lots of it.
Blame the terrorists, or the heat, or both... somehow.